Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Fun stuff

So last night I sit at my usual game and my 2nd hand I get AA, un suited, HA had to say it. Anyhow, guy in late pos makes it $1.50 to go, everyone folds to me in the SB, I make it $4 total, this guy reraises to $9 total, so I push my whole stack of about $25 in, thats what I sat with, INSTA CALL, so I am thinking he has KK right? No he has J10 OFF and flops 2 pair. This should be the end of the story, but its not, the guy starts talking alot of shit saying AA always gets crack, so I tell him no AA doesnt always get cracked morons who make bad plays get lucky and that he wouldnt last very long playing like that, at this point I have seen at least 4 or 5 hands from him, and have a clear idea of his pattern and how he is playing, not just based off the hand against me, but how he played the hands after... so he proceeds to lose half of what I gave him to someone else on a draw, then a couple hands later he doubles with AA... so what does he do? Leaves the table...

But I wasnt dont with the fool yet, so I did the fancy little search feature and found him, he had jumped up to .25/.50 so I sat, he moved to another table I followed, he sat with the $20 he took off me, I sat with $50 directly to his right. All I needed was 3 hands to get him back, I called a $1.50 raise with Ah Jh in the cut off, our villian here decides to make it $3 more to go, the other guy calls I call, flop Jc Qd Js, 1st guy checks I have auto check clicked and our donkey, oh sorry I mean villian pushes $16 in the middle, other guy folds I insta call, he has AK... I win.... I told him he wouldnt keep it long and that I would smash him... and I did, I saved his name and plan on making his poker life hell, cause really he is a horrible player and I have found easy $

1 comment:

Steve said...

ROFL! It's so fun to find idiots like that. I have a list of about 10 or 15 myself that I always look for when I log on.